CAPTION CONTEST #9
CONTEST CLOSED

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED OUR NINTH CAPTION CONTEST.

WINNING CAPTION

SMASHING SIDEBURNS,
MY LOVELY.

- KRISTA H.
 
RUNNERS-UP

AFTER BREAST
IMPLANTS, ESTROGEN
INJECTIONS, HAIR
EXTENSIONS, AND
MATCHING GOWNS, THE EMERALD BOYS
FINALLY GOT A
RECORD DEAL.

- CAREY H.


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THE MANNISH CHARM
OF THE EMERALD SISTERS
WAS A SENSATION TRANS--I MEAN ACROSS--AMERICA.

- SCOTT N.
 

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