AS THEY STARED BLANKLY,
TRYING TO REMEMBER THEIR
VERY BEST, JOE, THE OLDEST
OF THE ARCHERS, REALIZED
THEY WERE SCREWED.

- CHRISTIAN W.

BE AMONG THE FIRST
FIFTY PEOPLE TO ORDER,
AND YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE
THE ARCHERS: A VERY HAIRY CHRISTMAS, ALONG WITH A
COMPLIMENTARY SET OF
LEE PRESS-ON NAILS.

- TRACY L.


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A HAIRDRYER AIN'T THE
ONLY THING THESE
BOYS SHARE...

- JENNIFER W.