UNFORTUNATELY FOR
THE THORVALDSENS, ALL
THAT FINGER LICKIN' MADE
THE COLONEL'S CHICKEN
GIARDIA-LICIOUS.

- DAVE B.

"JUST EAT IT AND
DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.
MAYBE HE'LL GO AWAY."

- MARK C.


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ONLY WHEN IT
WAS TOO LATE DID THE
JOHNSON FAMILY REALIZE
THAT TAKING THE "TIJUANA
DEAL" MEANT SELLING
COLA-LOVING LITTLE SALLY INTO WHITE SLAVERY.

- JIM M.