DELICATE AS THE
FLOWER SHE HOLDS AND
STRONG AS THE HAIRSPRAY
SHE WEARS, MARTHA
WONDERS IF THE SUBPRIME
RESET WILL FORCE HER
TO LIQUIDATE HER ZALES COLLECTION AND/OR HUMMEL
FIGURINES ON CRAIGSLIST.

- TOMMY D.

WITH DADDY DEAD
AND GONE, AND HER
PROSPECTS DIMINISHING
WITH EACH PASSING DAY,
MARTHA WONDERED IF
SHE'D EVER RETIRE THIS VIRGINITY PLEDGE
RING FROM HER HAND.

- GREG B.

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- DAVE S.