THANKS
TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED OUR EIGHTEENTH CAPTION CONTEST.
WINNING CAPTION
TIRING OF HIS WEIRD
BEHAVIOR, THE REST OF
THE LOCAL BEAVER
COMMUNITY FINALLY
GNAWED THE GUITAR
TO SPLINTERS.
- PJ E.
RUNNERS-UP
SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS
IT THAT THE LADIES FANCY
HERE? THE BROWN TIGHTS? THE COMB-OVER? THE BUCK
TEETH? OR THE ROMANTIC
SETTING AMONGST THE SEWAGE RUN-OFF?
- RON M.
==========
WHILE THE HIKERS NEVER
WERE ABLE TO MAKE OUT HIS
NAME, THEY WERE HAPPY TO
HAVE RESCUED THE GUITAR
PLAYING MONGOLOID, LEFT
FOR DEAD IN THE MUD FLATS
OUTSIDE OF TOWN.
