THE FOUR ROSES SOCIETY:
GETTING HAMMERED AND
SINGING TO STRAY DOGS
SINCE 1948.
- ALEX K.

"DOG LORD, KILL ME NOW."
- JASON W.

"OH I'M TOTALLY GOING
TO HUMP YOUR LEG
TONIGHT BIG GUY."
- BILL C.

OH, THE BENEFITS OF ALCOHOL, MY PET, ARE JUST SO MANY SOUSED YUPPIES, AND AFTER THE SONG IS OVER, WE SHALL MAKE SOME SUBURBAN PUPPIES.
- TOM B.

BEFORE YOU HIT
THE HIGHWAY, ALWAYS USE
THE BOWSER-BOOZALYZER.
- W. FLETCHER