WHEN JERRY REFUSED
TO CHANGE THE HAIRCUT,
CHAPSTICK PULLED ITS
SPONSORSHIP.

 

WHEN RENEE
SUGGESTED THAT THE
BOYS OPEN AN AMERICAN-GLADIATOR-THEMED DISCO,
KAYODE THOUGHT SHE'D
LOST HER MIND.

AND THEN HE PUT ON
THE VINYL PANTS.

 

KEEPING TERREBONNE
PARISH FREE OF HIPPIES,
LOUTS, AND ROUSTABOUTS
SINCE 1963.

 

THE LADS PREFERRED
TO THINK OF THEIR COLOR
BLINDNESS AS A
MATERIAL OPPORTUNITY.

 

RICK AND RON WERE CLEAR
ON THE COMBOVER, BUT LES,
THE JACKASS, JUST HAD TO BE DIFFERENT. THE COLLEGE FOLK
CIRCUIT HAD A WAY OF
CHANGING PEOPLE.

 

SUFFICE IT TO SAY
THAT BY THE END OF THE
PHOTO SHOOT, DIANE HAD
HAD ENOUGH OF CAPTAIN
MORGAN'S MAGIC ORGAN.

 

BRENDA ONLY ASKED
FOR AN ANGEL. WHY GOD
SENT A PORN STAR, PETER
PAN, TWO HALF WITS, AND
AN INSURANCE SALESMAN,
WELL, THAT WAS
BEYOND HER.

 

MAXIE LIKED OLAN MILLS'
"WOODED PARK BACKDROP
#4," AND HE THOUGHT THE
PHOTO-CHROMIC RAY-BANS
WERE A NICE TOUCH . . . HE
JUST WISHED THAT SOME-
HOW THEY COULD HAVE
WORKED HIS FIREBIRD
INTO THE SHOT.

 

EVENTUALLY,
THE CHEEZEBALL.NET
EMPLOYEES, HAVING MONTHS
AGO LOST INTEREST IN PORING
OVER ACTUAL ALBUM COVERS,
TOOK THE WHISKEY, SCISSORS,
AND SCOTCH TAPE FROM
THE DESK DRAWER, AND
HEADED FOR THE COPY
MACHINE...

[AND YES, KIDS, ROGER'S
WRITTEN "EAT ME" ON HIS
GOLD LAMÉ SHORTS.]

 

UNFORTUNATELY FOR
THE THORVALDSENS, ALL
THAT FINGER LICKIN' MADE
THE COLONEL'S CHICKEN
GIARDIA-LICIOUS.