WE'LL CONSIDER
OURSELVES WARRENED.

 

IF THE FUGLIES WANT
IN, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO BUM-RUSH ST. PETER.

 

JOHN MICHAEL WAS JUST
THANKFUL THAT THE ORDER'S
VOW OF CELIBACY MADE NO
EXPLICIT MENTION OF
STRINGED INSTRUMENTS.

OH, AND HE DUG THE
SCRATCHY ROBES.

 

ELECTRIC BLUE VELVET
SOOTHES THE SOUL.

EVEN ONE TRAPPED
IN A HAIRY, NEAR-SIGHTED,
FIVE-FOOT MAN-FRAME.

 

JOYFUL NOISES
ARE WHAT GOT HEATHER
INTO TROUBLE IN THE
FIRST PLACE.

 

IT WOULD BE YEARS
BEFORE LARRY LEARNED
THAT HE'D INADVERTENTLY
NAMED AN ENTIRE
AESTHETIC.

 

ALL THOSE YEARS
AT LANDMARK LANES
HAD GIVEN DUANE
AN EXCEPTIONAL HUE.

 

OR, IF THAT DOESN'T
SOUND GOOD, HUG THAT
DEMON TIGHTER.

IT'S UP TO YOU.

 

DELICATE AS THE
FLOWER SHE HOLDS AND
STRONG AS THE HAIRSPRAY
SHE WEARS, MARTHA
WONDERS IF THE SUBPRIME
RESET WILL FORCE HER
TO LIQUIDATE HER ZALES COLLECTION AND/OR HUMMEL
FIGURINES ON CRAIGSLIST.

 

TIRING OF HIS WEIRD
BEHAVIOR, THE REST OF
THE LOCAL BEAVER
COMMUNITY FINALLY
GNAWED THE GUITAR
TO SPLINTERS.