FRANKLY, MARY
THOUGHT IT HURT.

 

UH...ROLL TIDE?

 

MULES AREN'T USUALLY
SHY, BUT THE GIRLS WEREN'T ALTOGETHER SURE JUST
HOW MUCH TERRENCE
HAD SEEN.

 

ESTELLE WAS CERTAIN:
IF THE BOYS ALL DRESSED IN MULBERRY, NO ONE WOULD
NOTICE THE ASTROTURF.

 

THE LANOLIN KEEPS
HIM SUPPLE.

 

THE ANSWER, MY FRIEND,
IS...A VINYL JUMPSUIT?

 

MIKEY THOUGHT THE
SWEATER WOULD GET
THE POINT ACROSS.

 

"DUMBASS HERE."

 

WELL, AT LEAST
YOU CAN STILL GET
A GOOD BRAZILIAN
IN THE FUTURE.

 

“DEAR LITTLE
BABY JESUS, IN YOUR
HOLY DIAPER, WITH YOUR
LITTLE BABY GOD HEAD,
BLESS THIS FINE MEAL
OF KFC ORIGINAL RECIPE
AND THANK YOU FOR MY
TWO SONS, AMERICAN
AND IDOL, AND MY
SMOKIN' HOT WIFE.”