THE THERAPIST SUGGESTED
ROLE PLAYING, BUT NORMA
NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD
LARRY'S BARE-ASSED
ZITHER ROUTINE.

 

MOVING INTO THE FUNERAL
PARLOR, WAS ONE THING, BUT
WHEN GERALDINE ANNOUNCED
THAT JESUS WANTED THEM TO
SLEEP IN COFFINS, THE BOYS
STARTED TO WORRY.

 

SUFFICE IT TO SAY,
PA DONE WORE OUT MA
THRASHER'S OVEN.

 

YOU TRY TELLING
THE COUNTY HALF-WITS
THAT BOSS HOGG'S
NOT REAL.

 

$127 MILLION IN LITIGATION
LATER, THE DIOCESE DECIDED
CAMP PECKERWOOD MIGHT NOT
HAVE BEEN THE BEST IDEA.

 

OH, AND HOW LENNY
LOVEDTHE SILVER FOXES.

 

VICKIE WAS JUST
GRATEFUL THE SHORT
BUS STOPPED AT THE
REC CENTER.

 

UNFORTUNATELY FOR
ALL INVOLVED, THE GOSPEL
TRAIL RAN THROUGH A FEW TOO
MANY HOWARD JOHNSONS.

 

PRAY FOR CATARACTS.

 

THAT 70s SHOW,
HOMESCHOOL EDITION.