WITH THE HELP OF A
FEW LEATHER SUITS, JESUS
CAST OFF THE WEIGHT, ONE
SWEATY POUND AT A TIME.

 

THE MUNSTERS OF FOLK.

 

TRUTH BE TOLD,
THE OPHTHALMOLOGICALLY
CHALLENGED
SWARTZENTRUBERS WEREN'T
ENTIRELY SURE THAT SATAN
WASN'T THEIR LIGHT.

UH, GRAMPS,
THEY'RE NOT ELVES.

 

AT 36, KENNETH KNEW HOW
LUCKY HE WAS TO HAVE FINALLY
FOUND SOMEONE WILLING TO
WEAR HIS CLASS RING.

 

WHY HOCKEY WILL
NEVER SUCCEED SOUTH OF
THE 49TH PARALLEL.

 

DIANE TRIED,
BUT EVEN SHE COULDN'T
QUITE KEEP THAT CLOSET
DOOR CLOSED.

 

AND FROM
THE LOOKS OF THINGS,
KELLY'S THE DAUGHTER
OF A DRAPER.

 

MUSTACHE? ...CHECK.
SMOKING JACKET? ...CHECK.
ASCOT? ...CHECK. PENICILLIN?
CIPRO? TETRACYCLINE?
...CHECK, CHECK, AND
DOUBLE CHECK.

BRING ON THE CAROLERS.

GOD GIVETH
AND GOD TAKETH AWAY--
IN THIS CASE HER UPPER
LIP, IT SEEMS.