THE TWINS SHOULD HAVE
REALIZED THAT MCDONALD'S
PLAYLAND WASN'T THE BEST
PLACE FOR A GAME OF "PIN
THE TAIL ON THE TRANNY"

 

YEARS LATER, EVEN TERESA
WOULD ADMIT THAT "MR. RIGHT"
MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK.

 

JACKO JUST COULDN'T
RESIST PAUL'S BOYISH CHARM.

LARRY THE HAIRY LOVE
MONKEY COULDN'T KEEP HIS
HANDS OFF LITTLE DEBBIE'S
SNACK CAKES.

 

WITH A WINK AND A SMILE,
BOBBY TOLD HIS CO-PILOT
TO "LET 'ER RIP."

 

RETHINKING THE
MISSIONARY POSITION.

 

GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN
WILL F*CK YOU UP.

 

"HORSEFEATHERS, PAT,
IF THOSE TESTICLES DON'T
DESCEND, YOU'RE WEARING
A DRESS."

 

THE BRASS RING?
DON'T GET HIM STARTED.

PAPPY SAYS A CHEERFUL
PRINT IS GOOD FOR HIDING
BLOODSTAINS.